The Dog – Ogden Nash
The truth I do not stretch or shoveWhen I state that the dog is full of love.
I've also found, by actual test,
A wet dog is the lovingest.
Grandpa is Ashamed – Ogden Nash
A child need not be very cleverTo learn that "Later, dear" means "Never."
Crossing the Border – Ogden Nash
Senescence beginsAnd middle age ends
The day your descendents
Outnumber your friends.
Reflexions on Ice-Breaking – Ogden Nash
Candyis dandy
But liquor
is quicker
Introspective Reflection – Ogden Nash
I would live all my life in nonchalance and insoucianceWere it not for making a living, which is rather a nouciance.
Source: www.ogdennash.org/ogden_nash_poems.htm, retrieved 11/11/2014